Clipmarks | Vietnam ClipsThe Opinuary Column: Freedom isnt Free (or Alive)clipped by: ratilfarclippers remarks: It fought its addiction to Crystal Meth (Cheaper Than Coke But Still Not Free) and Tobacco (the first carton for soldiers was Free, but after that, not so much) with grit and determination, which it had in buckets (buckets that were Free but had to be returned when it was done with them). In the weeks before its death, the Opinion was often observed meditating on a litany of uncomfortable realizations: it had discovered that its apartment wasnt Free, its bar tab wasnt Free, its groceries werent Free and, having failed to appear in court on misdemeanor charges, it suffered the additonal ignominy of facing the fact that indeed, not even its DUI was Free ($250.00 just to post bail!). Its only words to the judge were these: "In the bastardized yet immortal phrasings of Kris Kristofferson: Freedoms just another word for something that isnt free..." Family of the deceased Opinion are asking that, in lieu of flowers (which arent free) that each and every one of us do our part to d  The Opinion "Freedom isnt free" has died after a brief illness, owing in large part to its inability to pay for badly needed medical treatment. Having spent its early years being invoked to shut up dirty fucking hippies, its later years degraded into increasingly violent confrontations with health insurance companies and their motto "Health Care Isnt Free, It Isnt Even Health Care." With no more Free Time on its hands, it joined the ranks of the approximately 45,000 Americans who die every year because, well, you already know why. Born during the era of The Vietnam War Isnt Free it was viewed as a comforting remonstration against anyone who ever pussifyingly questioned the rightness of our nations bloody habit of killing brown people in far away lands. Having married its childhood sweetheart (Sex Isnt Free) only to discover its mate wanted to keep its night job, it sought a divorce (that wasnt Free) and lived out the rest of its years as a Free Spirit. Chickenhawk Tancredo storms off set after Markos confronts him on veterans health careclipped by: nosebleedlouieclippers remarks: Tom Tancredo is a Big War Advocate But Was a Vietnam War Draft Dodger Due to Claims of Depression http://blog.buzzflash.com/editorblog/020 TOM TANCREDO WALKS OFF OVER DEFERMENT INSULT! [Video] Für die Inhalte dieses Feeds ist alleine der jeweilige Autor/Anbieter verantwortlich. Die Inhalte stellen nicht die Meinung von EasyRSS dar. Dies ist eine automatisch generierte E-Mail. Bitte antworten Sie nicht auf diese E-Mail. Wenn Sie Feedback an EasyRSS senden wollen, nutzen Sie bitte das Feedback Forumlar. Wenn Sie sich von EasyRSS abmelden wollen, gehen Sie bitte auf den Menüpunkt "Meine Daten". Ihr EasyRSS Team http://www.easyrss.de |
2009/11/07
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